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1 DENIS MENCHOV - RODE A TIME-TRIAL AND FOLLOWED DI LUCA AROUND A BIT
2 DANILO DI LUCA - FEROCIOUSLY DRAGGED MENCHOV UP ALL THE HILLS
3 FRANCO PELLIZOTTI - RUBBER-FACED COCK WITH A SHIT HAIRCUT
4 CARLOS SASTRE - WINNING TWO STAGES DOESN'T CHANGE THAT HE'LL LOSE THE TOUR
5 IVAN BASSO - HASN'T HE GOT RUBBISH SINCE HE STOPPED DOPING
6 LEVI LEIPHEIMER - DUMBASS AMERICANS THOUGHT HE COULD WIN
7 STEFANO GARZELLI - HASN'T HE GOT GOOD SINCE HE REDISCOVERED DOPING
8 MICHAEL ROGERS - CONTINUES TO BE DECIDEDLY BLAND IN ALL ASPECTS OF HIS LIFE
9 TADEJ VALJAVEC - APPARENTLY FINISHED NINTH
10 MARZIO BRUSEGHIN - ONE MORE ITALIAN DOPER IN THE TOP TEN WON'T HURT

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