This has only furthered our obsession...

Published by Halverde on 4/26/2006 at 16:40.

Yvonne Hijgenaar has a website! It's written in some kind of crazy Old Frisian language, but we were able to use our unparalleled linguistic skills to determine that "foto's" is a rough equivalent of our modern word, "photographs."


Look at her slight squint towards the camera lens. That's her "come to bed" look.



We like this one because she's in her underwear. She's looking at the floor, which means it's not slutty.



This one is big enough to be a desktop background. Now you can see Yvonne every time you turn on your PC! Spread her on your laptop.



Yvonne Hijgenaar with Adrie Visser! This is a loveliness overload!


We've not been so happy to discover something since that time we saw the Easter bunny outside the local parish when we were six years old. And this time we haven't even had to visit a psychiatrist every two weeks until we were thirteen just because the vicar caught us burning down his rabbit hutch. :)

Everything stolen from Yvonne's website:
http://www.yvonnehijgenaar.nl

Recent vitriol


Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

These ones haven't aged well


Much like Laurent Brochard

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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