A dog in a polka dot jersey

We owe a debt to Japan -- kimonos, Hello Kitty, dark eyed xenophobes; the land of the rising sun made them all cool. Now from the country that brought you hentai tentacle rape comes something unparalleled in Western society: a cycling dalmation. The best thing ever? Probably. You've seen it before? More than likely, but who cares? This video almost makes it seem worthwhile to have a pet.


If this was Frank Vanbenbroucke's dog, that little basket would be full of EPO



He needs his saddle up



The soles of dogs' feet are actually the same as SPD cleats...



...but dogs don't have built in chamois inserts :(



Offscreen: a cat on a fixie


More videos of cycling animals, please.

Japan confuses us


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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