Script extract: Miguel Indurain biopic (This isn't going to be a regular feature, we promise)

Published by Halverde on 5/24/2006 at 20:38.

EXT. LUXEMBOURG, 13TH JULY 1993. BEHIND THE TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE 17 VICTORY PODIUM.

It is a characteristically sunny day in Luxembourg. MIGUEL INDURAIN has just won the Tour de France’s 65km time-trial, taking the yellow jersey. After the presentation, an INTERVIEWER approaches INDURAIN.

INTERVIEWER
Miguel, congratulations on your victory today.


INDURAIN
...


INTERVIEWER
You dominated today’s stage and put six minutes into Laurent Fignon and four into Gianni Bugno. How do you feel?


INDURAIN
...


INTERVIEWER
Miguel, thank you.

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