Duffers the time traveller

Does David Duffield think that he's living in the year 2010 or something? Yesterday he mentioned that we might recall "way back" when Dave Zabriskie took the yellow jersey in the Tour de France. Or 2005, to those who live in the present day. Today, he mentioned Thomas Voeckler wearing the yellow jersey in the Tour de France "all those years ago". Or the 2004 event, less than two years ago, for the same crazy people who choose to live in 2006 rather than five years in the future. Strangely, he also referred to Nicolas Inaudi as being a young rider who only just turned pro six years ago. Maybe Duffield lives outside time altogether?

But Duffield can also hugely useful as a commentator. At one point today he told the audience not to mind "the ones blasting past on the left because they're race motorcycles," which was quite helpful because until he said that we thought that the rider in the huge helmet going 80km/h uphill whilst carrying a man holding a television camera was going to win the race. Phew.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

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What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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