It was all fun and games until ONE GOT FAT
Published by Halverde on 6/14/2006 at 13:02.
It's time for some bicycle safety lessons, sixties style. For those of you who don't know what "the sixties" were, it was a period of time so long ago that you could actually say things like "Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle" and it wouldn't arouse a dirty laugh from your audience.
Tinkerbell McDillingfiddy -- all girls looked like this in the 1960s
The video raises a serious dilemma -- the guys who don't follow the rules of the road die, but the one who does obey the rules gets fat. Eternity in a cold grave or a lifetime of being laughed at every time you take your shirt off? After some slight deliberation, we decided that we find death much more appealing than obesity.
We've certainly learned a valuable safety lesson from watching this: never go on a ride with some monkeys. Those guys won't even slow down if a steamroller flattens you. Right? Right.
Watch the video here, and be scarred for life in the process.
Tinkerbell McDillingfiddy -- all girls looked like this in the 1960s
The video raises a serious dilemma -- the guys who don't follow the rules of the road die, but the one who does obey the rules gets fat. Eternity in a cold grave or a lifetime of being laughed at every time you take your shirt off? After some slight deliberation, we decided that we find death much more appealing than obesity.
We've certainly learned a valuable safety lesson from watching this: never go on a ride with some monkeys. Those guys won't even slow down if a steamroller flattens you. Right? Right.
Watch the video here, and be scarred for life in the process.
