A review of the rest day reviews

We've decided to review the rest day reviews! How ironic! (It's a bit long, sorry.)

In internet land, Pez Cycling News provided plenty of coverage. From the mundane (tech review) to the expected (wrap up of the current race situation) to the... err... expected again (Alpe d'Huez previews), Pez certainly got one over on its uncharismatic rivals, CyclingNews, who did some rubbish about the Etape, gossipped about some riders, and reproduced some barely passable rest day "wit" from another site:

Fat Cyclist did an obligatory "hilarious" rest day update, suggesting that this year's Tour should just restart after the rest day since all the important riders (American) have been subject to "bad luck". As much as we tried to dislike it, the update earns bonus points for having the audacity to imply that the "people left in the race [...] lurch around haphazardly from stage to stage as if they were drug addicts who had suddenly gone cold turkey".

The various Livejournal communities seemed less concerned with the race itself and more interested in sharing pictures of Thomas Lokvist and Philipe Gilbert to use as icons. There was a brief discussion of how well Savoldelli was going, before we got chastised for suggesting that his reputation as a descender might have been dented by him crashing into a spectator and having to retire from the race.

On the television front, Eurosport didn't seem to put very much effort into their rest day coverage. In fact, there was little more to it than a discussion of what riders do on the rest day. (Duffield's response? "The first thing they do is go out on their bike. Well, the first thing they do is wake up. Then they have some breakfast. They sign autographs and chat. Then they go out on their bikes. Then they have lunch...")

ITV did a highlights package. Gary Imlach presented, doing his VER-y best to over EMPH-asise certain bits of WORDS for a dry, sarca-STIC tone. We also noticed the return of his characteristic pauses ... for a similar eff-ECT.

THE WINNER:
The coverage of this second rest day was fairly reflective of this year's Tour: no real competition, with being mediocre seeming to constitute a passing grade. We'll say ITV are the winners this time, because they've got that mirror image twins thing going on between Imlach and Boardman, but the whole cycling media needs to do better.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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