Best. Film. Ever.

Published by Halverde on 8/05/2006 at 20:59.

Between writing things for other, more reputable sites and taking care of wounded cats, we've not had much time to update this site. Plus we vowed not to mention Lloyd Flanders and his disappearing twin's naturally high testosterone levels, and we forgot to post that thing we wrote about Nicole Cooke when it was relevant.

Anyway, today we found the best film ever, and you can watch it for free over the internet. Remember La Jetée? Amelie? Belleville Rendevous? This film combines the best bits of all three, and even has an added bonus in that it probably won't ever be remade by Terry Gilliam. If those rubbish magazine tech reviews are bike porn, this film is like a bike ode of love. An audio-visual bicycle sonnet for everyone's enjoyment!

That celeste one is totally our type.

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