Exclusive competition for DerailedUK readers!

How would YOU like to win the World Road Race Championships? Well now you can. DerailedUK has teamed up with the UCI to offer one lucky reader the opportunity to wear the rainbow bands for a whole year.



To enter, simply e-mail us a limerick of your choice. Don't forget to include your jersey size, address and daytime telephone number!

All names will be entered into a prize draw and the lucky winner will be chosen by a rigged heated ball selection process (don't forget to enter, Paolo). You will be notified within 28 days of winning.

Slipping standards
Yes, we know that Paolo Bettini won the Worlds ages ago and everybody is talking about Samuel Sanchez and the Paris-Tours now. Give us a break, at least we finally got around to posting it.

Tomorrow:
We launch a new campaign, with wristbands and everything (honestly).


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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