December/January lazy updates - #1:YOUTUBE!

Published by Halverde on 12/21/2006 at 11:08.

Since this is a self-professed lazy couple of weeks whilst we're off doing more interesting things (such as pretending to like the socks our grandma gave us for Christmas) it's probably going to be a bit rubbish. But you'll still choose reading this over watching Shrek for the umpteenth time or that Christmas film with Tim Allen in it, face it.

Lazy update #1 - YouTube links we've been sent

Colin Sturgess in the 1989 world pursuit final

That keirin race where everyone falls off

Bike girls (PLEASE stop sending us this one)

"Keirin carnage"

Vietnam traffic

Human powered roller coaster

Valverrrrde! Valverrrde!

Fixed gear spin

Gavia 1988 (shockingly, someone sent us a link to something we actually wanted to see)

Theo Bos. In Dutch.

Marco Pantani winning the Tour, with Stephen Roche banging on about goretex in the background

Has nothing at all to do with cycling?!

Phew, all done. Everybody can stop sending us these links now. And as fun as it is to receive links to videos we've already written about, we're far too busy being influential cycling journalists to, you know, care. So stop doing that too.

Tomorrow
More laziness!

Recent vitriol


Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

These ones haven't aged well


Much like Laurent Brochard

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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