The Floyd Fairness Fund has launched! Their "mission" is "fairness and justice for Floyd", which is the same as our "mission". Unfortunately, their definition of "fairness and justice" doesn't involve him getting a slap in the face then being chopped up into little bits of meat to be fed to our underground lizard overlords, so we've got a slight difference of opinion there. Anyway, it's admirable that Floyd's supporters are so keen to use the media as a means of instigating their justice, which is absolutely, definitely a different thing to the "trial by media" they spend their time complaining about.

The real question that the site should be asking is why Landis is paying $2m to a lawyer who: a) Has an appalling track record in such cases; and b) Has thus far only managed to come up with a "they used Tip-Ex instead of biro pen" defence.

A final hello and goodbye...
...to all the freedom fries eating Yankie Doodle Dandies who bombard this site with hits whenever we mention Landis's name. One of our new year's resolutions was to quit snarkin' on Landis quite so much, so this should be the last time you'll have to spray your Pepsi out of the corner of your mouth in disgust at something you've seen on here. USA! USA! USA!