A review of a thing we've been e-mailed about

Published by Halverde on 1/18/2007 at 15:03.

Apparently we're supposed to think of something "funny" to say about this.



$2.99 is $1.99 more than a LiveStrong wristband, and this one doesn't prevent cancer.


There's a little Onion logo on it, to demonstrate to complete strangers just how undiscerning your taste in websites is.


It's also bright yellow, so you'll look like you're only just catching up with the top fashion accessory of 2004. Fact: In the past eighteen months, not a single woman has slept with a man wearing a yellow wristband.

Estimated value
1/3 of a Raisin Hell
1/2 of a LiveStrong
2 of an I Support Drug Free Sport

Recent vitriol


Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

These ones haven't aged well


Much like Laurent Brochard

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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