DerailedUK favourite Jens Voigt has been voted German cyclist of 2006 by his fellow countrymen. This proves Pat McQuaid was right: Anglo-Saxon types really are the most intelligent.

Other racial generalisations that Pat McQuaid might make soon:
  • Asian - Their dicks just aren't big enough to make them competitive. Plus they're all slitty-eyed and that.
  • African - Hypermasculinised with superior athletic physique, but lacking in intelligence. Subject to animalistic sexual urges and have a notable weakness for the flavour of chicken.
  • Inuit - Just roll around in the snow all day, hanging around with penguins.
  • Gaelic - BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS FOR VIOLATING THE TERMS OF AN ANTI-APARTHEID RESTRICTION ON COMPETING IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!! (An early "hint" at McQuaid's apparent racism?)
(10 points for each one he alludes to, apart from the last one which is worth 10,000 points.)

An academic book title that Pat can have for free to use when he's looking for new ways of making money after being sacked from the UCI:
The Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid Behavioural Cycles: Examining the continuum of deviance within elite cycle sport.

And we're done
It's over, bloggers. We've flogged this dead horse for all it's worth now. Time to move on to the next topic.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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