We know Pat McQuaid in that "real world" thing that we try to avoid by sitting in front of the computer day and night (so sorry about this one, Pat)
Published by Halverde on 1/10/2007 at 19:35.
DerailedUK favourite Jens Voigt has been voted German cyclist of 2006 by his fellow countrymen. This proves Pat McQuaid was right: Anglo-Saxon types really are the most intelligent.
Other racial generalisations that Pat McQuaid might make soon:
An academic book title that Pat can have for free to use when he's looking for new ways of making money after being sacked from the UCI:
The Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid Behavioural Cycles: Examining the continuum of deviance within elite cycle sport.
And we're done
It's over, bloggers. We've flogged this dead horse for all it's worth now. Time to move on to the next topic.
Other racial generalisations that Pat McQuaid might make soon:
- Asian - Their dicks just aren't big enough to make them competitive. Plus they're all slitty-eyed and that.
- African - Hypermasculinised with superior athletic physique, but lacking in intelligence. Subject to animalistic sexual urges and have a notable weakness for the flavour of chicken.
- Inuit - Just roll around in the snow all day, hanging around with penguins.
- Gaelic - BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS FOR VIOLATING THE TERMS OF AN ANTI-APARTHEID RESTRICTION ON COMPETING IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!! (An early "hint" at McQuaid's apparent racism?)
An academic book title that Pat can have for free to use when he's looking for new ways of making money after being sacked from the UCI:
The Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid Behavioural Cycles: Examining the continuum of deviance within elite cycle sport.
And we're done
It's over, bloggers. We've flogged this dead horse for all it's worth now. Time to move on to the next topic.
