A cheetah with a nice aero tucked position, but no helmet

Published by Halverde on 3/17/2007 at 21:45.

We may only be a couple of months into the year, but Litespeed have already emerged as prime contenders for the prestigious DerailedUK Award for Services to Inter-Species Sporting Equality in 2007. Check out their latest advert. They're doing their part, are YOU?


Caught the gazelle off two minutes

We take back whatever it was we said about only riding Italian bikes. Sell your Bianchi/Pinarello/Colnago and buy a Litespeed, safe in the knowledge that you're supporting a company that's taking a serious ethical stance regarding cycle sport's future.

Recent vitriol


Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

These ones haven't aged well


Much like Laurent Brochard

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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