Eddie Soens FUN
Published by Halverde on 3/03/2007 at 14:32.
Here's a super special photonarrative from the 46th Eddie Soens Memorial Cycle Race. "Photonarrative" is a word we've just made up to make it sound better when we post a few photos we've taken and write a couple of sarcastic sentences because we only get ten minutes a day to do this. Broomwagon will probably steal everything we say and develop it into proper jokes anyway, so just make sure you buy Cycle Sport next month.

The north side of Liverpool is pretty bleak. Things not pictured: Wind; Cold; Teenagers in hoodies stealing the riders' Red Bull.

For the second weekend in a row we've been treated to Mike Smith's race commentary. We like his commentary the best when he's covering the snooker, because we don't watch that.

Ian Stannard won. He got £150 in prize money, which isn't bad, we suppose. He did a very good ride for the win too. These comments are usually funnier when we're not being nice about things, but we can't think of anything scathing to say.

The bronze-skinned Malcolm Elliott won the bunch sprint, we think. We walked into Revolution behind him one night, which was really exciting for us.

The Plowman Craven team watched Tony Gibb get the prize for third place. And probably wondered where all their Red Bull went.

The north side of Liverpool is pretty bleak. Things not pictured: Wind; Cold; Teenagers in hoodies stealing the riders' Red Bull.

For the second weekend in a row we've been treated to Mike Smith's race commentary. We like his commentary the best when he's covering the snooker, because we don't watch that.

Ian Stannard won. He got £150 in prize money, which isn't bad, we suppose. He did a very good ride for the win too. These comments are usually funnier when we're not being nice about things, but we can't think of anything scathing to say.

The bronze-skinned Malcolm Elliott won the bunch sprint, we think. We walked into Revolution behind him one night, which was really exciting for us.

The Plowman Craven team watched Tony Gibb get the prize for third place. And probably wondered where all their Red Bull went.
