Massive Milan -- San Remo non-news!

Published by Halverde on 3/22/2007 at 13:35.

According to Cyclingnews: "Pozzato to lead Liquigas at Milan - San Remo"

GASP! In other news: Sky = blue; Grass = green.

Pro cycling is so exciting at the moment, but nobody has any even remotely interesting news to report about. We think it's because everyone has spent the past year just reporting on doping scandals and lawsuits, and now they've forgotten how to write about bikes. Coming soon: DerailedUK's Cycling Journalist Rehabilitation Centre (€9,000 for the 24-week course, followed by a three week period of writing for the website with actual possibilities of a full-time unpaid job at the end of it).

Recent vitriol


Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

These ones haven't aged well


Much like Laurent Brochard

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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