PEZ: Broken
Published by Halverde on 3/28/2007 at 09:18.
Someone's broken PEZ! We're not the kind of serial masturbators who go and look at their daily distractions page every day (we're the kind of serial masturbators who download hundreds of gigabytes of hardcore pornography instead), but it could usually be relied on to provide a decent standard of lycra-based titilation.
The undeniable evidence:
It starts okay. There are a couple of lovely long legs on the pair of them, although there's definitely something wrong with the head of the one on the left.
Not too bad, maybe. Could be transexuals. Probably would after a few hours of dancing and drinking in the Magnet, then blog about it.
This is someone's girlfriend and he sounds very pleased with her, so we won't be too nasty about her. But no thanks, Julie.
Put it away Gwen.
Conclusion:
There's never been a better time to consider being a gay man. 2/10
Tomorrow:
We cross a line we never thought we'd cross and make a Joey Deacon joke. Unless we wimp out in the face of a massive public backlash and write some other piece of rubbish, like we did today.
The undeniable evidence:
It starts okay. There are a couple of lovely long legs on the pair of them, although there's definitely something wrong with the head of the one on the left.
Not too bad, maybe. Could be transexuals. Probably would after a few hours of dancing and drinking in the Magnet, then blog about it.
This is someone's girlfriend and he sounds very pleased with her, so we won't be too nasty about her. But no thanks, Julie.
Put it away Gwen.
Conclusion:
There's never been a better time to consider being a gay man. 2/10
Tomorrow:
We cross a line we never thought we'd cross and make a Joey Deacon joke. Unless we wimp out in the face of a massive public backlash and write some other piece of rubbish, like we did today.
