Late arrivals Spain claim ProToucan lead

They've been invisible all season, but now the Spanish riders have finally broken their... err... duck. José the macaw, a promising newcomer to the sport, has just won the Criterium International Animaux with an astonishing solo victory.


Whilst we always have to be a bit sceptical of such a strong performance by a Spaniard given the current doping climate, it's clear that the nation is already emerging as one of the key contenders for the Worlds in September.

Other news:
Britain's badger sprint team, three times world champions, will be hoping to put in a big performance in Sunday's Delamere World Cup round to prove to the world they're still on top of their game. Emerging cycling nations America and China should finally make their mark at the top level of the sport in the same event, with their talented racoons and red pandas respectively proving to be a major threat in earlier competitions this season.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

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If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

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