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We're no longer occupying the lowest rung of cycling journalism :(:(:(

Published by Halverde on 5/14/2007 at 19:01.

Teletext gets a bad press, but it really isn't just endless, slowly updating streams of football results and holiday adverts. Sometimes they report on cycling, like this headline about Chris Hoy's new 500m record.

The mind boggles.

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Recent vitriol

Which cyclists have we libelled this month?

• Urgent Evil Lies PR campaign update
• Americans can do satire too (but can't spell)
• Birillo padding
• Floyd gets advice from the experts
• Can big-teeth Boogerd buck the trend?
• Liege - Bastogne - Liege betting odds: Valverde fo...
• Defending the continent against the Evil Lies: Unc...
• Floyd's lessons in PR: #1
• Massive controversy at the Delamere World Cup
• Late arrivals Spain claim ProToucan lead

These ones haven't aged well

Much like Laurent Brochard

• April 2006
• May 2006
• June 2006
• July 2006
• August 2006
• September 2006
• October 2006
• November 2006
• December 2006
• January 2007
• February 2007
• March 2007
• April 2007
• May 2007
• June 2007
• July 2007
• August 2007
• September 2007
• October 2007
• November 2007

Some old updates that aren't entirely awful

• Presenting... the Bike Basket!
• Northwave in low airbrush budget shame
• Standing around in the cold
• Predictor-Lotto
• Deraictionary
• Sports fuel review
• Boring review of Revolution 14
• Live update from the Cycle Show 2006
• We warned you this would happen

And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Script extracts, because these seem to be popular for some reason

• Miguel Indurain biopic
• Laurent Fignon biopic (part one)
• Laurent Fignon biopic (part two)
• Laurent Fignon biopic (part three)
• 2000 Tour de France dramatisation (part one)
• 2000 Tour de France dramatisation (part two)
• 2006 Tour de France Christmas Musical

Simon and Anthony

• Cycling.tv

Nigel and company

• Cycling Weekly

Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible

• Cycling Post

Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

• Yvonne Hijgenaar
• Adrie Visser
• Theo Bos

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

• Bobke Strut

Arrr, bike pirates

• BIKE PUNX

George!

• Our hero

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

• Trust But Verify
• Trek
• Assos

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What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

• Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

• Survival of the fixest.

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