Dope Free Friday: "Des Petites Reines au Top!"

We've received this press release from ASO/Brandt, which implies that they chose the podium girls this year by way of a contest. Presumably it was a bit like a cross between Pop Idol and a beauty pageant, but better because there was no singing and all the girls were in polka dot dresses.

Before they even start the Tour, the six Brandt hostesses have already faced some stiff competition.

Determined to uncover the bubbliest girls, the sponsor of the Fighting Spirit Prize launched a grand-scale recruiting operation, worthy of American Idol or Pop Star, relayed by the company's web site. 600 young women signed up from all over France, providing a picture. Given grades by the public via the web site, they took part in highly-selective castings in Lille, Montpellier and Toulouse. The 3 members of the jury held 150 auditions to assess their appearance, ease, wit and vivacity, and video highlights can be seen on line.

After such a promising debut in front of the camera, Brandt's ambassadors are set to move on to greater things: with their red dresses, they are sure to be seen all over the world giving champions a peck on the cheek!


If anybody has any photos or YouTube clips from the auditions, especially the "hand a toy lion to a 55kg man" round, we'd love you to e-mail them to us. If we amass enough photographs we could probably pad the whole thing out for a week or so.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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