That clip that everybody has already seen a thousand times



Our favourite three comments:

happyhead7:
french labs always ruin the Tour.

ltaus14
doggy style. makes the race actually interesting, they should release animals at random to get more fans coz shit like this will happen again. fingers crossed

JapaneseCommitINCEST
YouTuber - 'ChinkEatBabies' is a fucking JAPANESE who erases my warning to non-Japanese people who don't know that JAPANESE rape children because JAPAN has very few laws against sex crimes & NO laws against INCEST.

Committing INCEST is a JAPANESE culture.

He changed the dolphin message to lie to you that other Asians torture animals to make the meat tasty.

JAPANESE torture animals; other Asians don't. I live in JAPAN & saw how they slaughter horses & farm animals.

A sort-of related P.S.
Apologies to everyone who's sent us Animals on Bikes things. It was all just a bit of a space-filler while there was nothing going on, so you can understand why we've been a bit lax with it. If we can't think of anything even slightly funnier to do, you'll probably see your awful pictures in November.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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