William Fotheringham shocks us all!

William Fotheringham shocks us all by writing something about doping that undermines the credibility of professional cycling. This is so out of character for our beloved cycling writer!

The only thing that could make it worse is if he had somehow spent the past couple of months instrumenting a character assassination on cycle sport, abusing his position in a national newspaper to write article after article on how cyclists are all drug cheats, and always ensuring to include a tag about drugs in cycling at the end of every race report he's written. And it would make it even worse if he'd apparently ganged up with Paul Kimmage to shout down Vinokourov and Kloden at the Astana press conference prior to the Tour de France. Yeah, if he'd done anything like that, people might even consider calling him a traitor to the sport.

William Fotheringham:
Our villain of the month. At least everybody understood the motives behind the Daily Mail's "revelations" about Robert Millar, as well as knowing to understand it as a glib pile of toss.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


XML/RSS feed
Livejournal feed (actually works now)


DerailedUK 2006-2007.
All words, images and flashing things are the work of DerailedUK unless otherwise stated. However, all content is free from copyright -- use and manipulate at will. Unless you're from Cycling Weekly, in which case it's £50 for every word you plagiarise, including "a", "the", and "and". The opinions expressed on this website do not neccessarily reflect the opinions of you or anybody you know. If anything you've read on here has antagonised you, do get in touch -- we're always up for a giggle.