Wherein we copy and paste a link someone has sent us to another awful pink website written in crazy moon language. There's some bikes right at the very bottom -- just after the photographs of schoolgirls making v signs with their fingers and a lot of horrible cars -- so we can probably get away with putting it up here.

In the past, we'd actually thought that maybe it'd be cool if there were people "pimping up" bikes, so our culture would have its own bikelove equivalent of those serial masturbators who're obsessed with adding bits of shit fibreglass to their pointlessly loud cars. But we were wrong.


Dead wrong.