We don't really know where Calshot is, and we're trying to avoid learning because it sounds all Southern and would ruin our tough Northern veneer. Apparently the Calshot Track League is pretty much operating at a loss and needs more support from local cyclists, which sounds like just about every other track league in Britain, really.

Because it's getting late in the afternoon and we actually forgot we were going to take the unprecedented step of writing two updates today, we've not got anything planned to write here. We don't even have a proper press release, so we can't just copy and paste that. We DO have an entry form that we were presumably supposed to upload here, but we're not going anywhere near it because we get enough Word documents to deal with at work.

But you should definitely go to Calshot Winter Track League if you live nearby or whatever. One of our London colleagues informs us that it's very fast and less than two hours from central London, which are presumably supposed to be good points even though they sound like very bad points.

Further literature: How the proper cycling media does these reports. We'll get the hang of it soon, maybe.

Next Guilt Free Thursday:
We'll promote some more good causes. Feel free to email us about your event/company/poncey sculptures; it'll make a nice change from all the "you're just compensating for having a small penis" nonsense we normally get.