La Vuelta -- Your TV Options

As usual, we've managed to ignore the opening week of a grand tour. We're not sure why, really; this year's Vuelta's gotten off to an uncharacteristically interesting start. Probably just laziness, or trying to avoid e-mails from mentals who want to discuss Floyd Landis and David Millar with us.

It's more or less been the Oscar Freire show, which we can live with. He's got a pretty funky face, but we like the guy. This weekend is the big one, with the race's only proper time-trial on Saturday and one of them mountain things on the Sunday, so don't miss it.

But how will you watch?!

Eurosport
Do you like tennis, volleyball and snooker? If so, you'll love Eurosport's cycling coverage. It's a real demonstration of our dedication to the sport when we keep our deceptively costly subscription to their service, despite the fact that whenever we tune in to watch a race they're usually showing something like a repeat of the 2003 World Under 12 Curling Championships Second Qualifying Round instead. But David Harmon knows his stuff, even if he seems to be slowly catching David Duffield disease. Could be time to get some disinfectant on those Eurosport commentary booths before another good commentator starts babbling about how the Spanish paint their roads, and how some no-hoper is obviously going to win the stage because he's such a bally good guy.

Cycling.tv
This wins our award for best Vuelta coverage. Live, on-demand highlights, as-live. But only the live is free and despite being at a decent 400 kbps, that 1,200 kbps will start to look pretty tempting for €21. It's not a lot of money, but if you're as tight as we are you'll probably scratch your head for two and half weeks then buy it just in time to really, really enjoy the excellent coverage of that final stage. Plus there's some steamy studio action with Rebecca Charlton, who's even prettier than that girl on the internet who you think is your girlfriend. There's also rumours abound that we'll be making an appearance on this week's show, but we're trying our damnedest to wriggle out of it, so you'll have to watch it and see.

Belgian telly
Give it up, you'll never get your Sky dish to pick that up.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

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What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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