Pre-Christmas Revolution

But not the kind with men in berets claiming to represent the people. The kind with bikes :(


Bradley Wiggins was "the star" this time and all the kids were cheering for him after all that pre-Tour de France hype. He's nice, but he's no Franco Marvulli.


In actual fact, even though there were eight world champions, we didn't know who a lot of the riders were. It seemed very future-stars oriented, which isn't really our thing.


The racing wasn't bad though. The team pursuit made our accomplice quite happy. We almost felt guilty for dragging him away before he got to see the team sprint that it probably ended with.


The new track was quite clean too. They've got no excuse for letting it get dirty now.


The Germanese were there too. "Christina Vogel" is a sexy name, apparently.


Whatever happened to our lovely Yvonne Hijgenaar? :(((



But we at least managed the holy grail of cycling photography: A man taking a photograph of a man taking a photograph of some cyclists. We promise we didn't set this up, mainly because we'd hate to be associated with anyone who wears a red t-shirt or a press bib.

Official rating
A solid 6/10. Not a terrible night, but sub-par even for a pre-Christmas event.


Some old updates that aren't entirely awful


And there'll be even more coming to this spot just as soon as we can be bothered trawling through our somewhat embarrassing archives.

Simon and Anthony


Nigel and company


Johnathan & friends, even though they're always last with the news and the website is horrible


Dutch cyclists we like because they're better/more attractive than British riders

Bobke Strut is so good that it deserves a category of its own

Arrr, bike pirates

George!

Things we hate so much we're not even going to link to them

  • Trust But Verify
  • Trek
  • Assos

Our e-mail inbox isn't just for Japanese gambling promotions and the latest advances in penis enlargement chemistry, you know

What's the word "derailed" got to do with bikes anyway?

  • Err... bikes have things called derailleurs? Apart from track bikes, which don't.

If derailleurs evolved from fixies, how come there are still fixies?

  • Survival of the fixest.


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